toilets

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 /    | |  |          |            ~~~           |       | !      !
      | |  |          |            Dux           |       | !      !
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Notes:
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  1. Dux is a common brand of toilet in N.Z.
  2. Kitty's picture is by Ed Savage
  3. Because of the endless designs of toilet roll holders
     this is omitted from the picture to avoid prejudice.