Woody

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           |.-- --.|      THE SKY!
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 __        | .___. |    YOU'RE MY 
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||||       :       :      DEPUTY!
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   \ \    /\ \ ^ / /\    THERE'S A
    \ \  / |  |0_/\_ \    SNAKE IN
     \ \/ /|  | \  /\ \    MY BOOT!
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           |/ .-. \|  / /
        .-'|-( ~ )-| / /   HI!
        \  |--`-'--|/ /   MY NAME'S WOODY!
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           |   |   |     HOWDY PARDNER!
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           |___|___|     YEEEHAH COWBOY!
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          /'  /|\  '\    SOMEONE POISONED
     jgs /   /^ ^\   \    THE WATERHOLE!
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